This condensed version of the Star Wars Holiday Special, with more entertaining music, is the only one that should be experienced.

Playlist

Star Wars Intro
Alleee 1
Star Wars 1
Soulful Strings * Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
Star Wars 2
Claudine Longet * I Don't Intend to Spend Christmas Without You
Floral Pops 70 * Winter Wonderland
Star Wars 3
Pete Fountain * Christmas is a-Comin'
Paul Mauriat and his Orchestra * Süßer Die Glocken Nie Klingen
Star Wars 4
Rotary Connection * Santa's Little Helpers
Herman Apple Ses Carillons Et Ses Percussions * Vive Le Vent
Star Wars 5
The Swingle Singers * Jingle Bells
Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66 * The Christmas Song
Star Wars 6
The Sanborn Singers * Jingle Bells
DJBC * Seasons Change 1
Star Wars 7
Veo Gray and the Jodie Lyons Singers * Deck the Halls
Jerry Laning * The Christmas Song
Star Wars 8
The Swingle Singers * Happy Christmas (War is Over)
DJ BC * Seasons Change Winter 2
Star Wars 9
Saint Mary's Church of the Visitation Choir * God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen
DJ BC * Seasons Change Winter 3
Star Wars 10
Alleee 2
Star Wars Life Day Song

This week, Krampus presents a 10-minute version of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, along with some Groovy Christmas Favorites.

Playlist

SCCTM 1
Alleee 1
Dick Liebert * I'll be Home for Christmas
Jingle Bells
SCCTM 2
Disco Belles * I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Warner Mack * Dasher
SCCTM 3
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The King Family * 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
SCCTM 4
John Gart at the Electronic Organ with the Minute Men * March of the Toys
Melekelikimala
SCCTM 5
DJ BC * Turbo Sleigh Ride
The J's With Jamie * Santa Claus is Comin' to Town
SCCTM 6
Paul Mauriat * Petit Papa Noel
The Going Thing * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
SCCTM 7
Sy Mann * Deck the Hall
Henri Dès * Mon Gentil St Nicolas
SCCTM 8
ATOM and the Vince Guaraldi Trio * Christmastime is Sequenced
The Anita Kerr Singers * Jingle Bell Rock
SCCTM 9
Los Hermanos Ayala * Jingle Bells Polka
White Christmas * New Christy Minstrels?
SCCTM 10
David Teig * Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies
Burt Bacharach * The Bell That Couldn't Jingle
Alleee 2

This week, I bring you more doom and gloom with an episode of The Whistler entitled "Lie or Consequences," or "Christmas Bonus". Prepare to be depressed, then presented with A Christmas Miracle on Mondo Diablo.

Christmas Bonus Intro
Alleee1
Christmas Bonus 1
Hugo Winterhalter and his Orchestra and Chorus * Boughs of Holly + Wassail Song
Christmas Bonus 2
The King Family * When There's Love at Home
Linnear * Electric Carol of the Bells
Christmas Bonus 3
The Mike Sammes Singers with Organ & Chimes * Deck the Hall
K-Tel Records * Christmas Comes in Winter/Winter Wonderland/Sleigh Ride/Jingle Bells/Jingle Bell Rock/The Chipmunk Song/Frosty the Snowman
Christmas Bonus 4
Ray Conniff and the Ray Conniff Singers * Jolly Old Saint Nicholas
Korla Pandit * Good King Wenceslaus
Christmas Bonus 5
The Jimmy Joyce Singers * We Wish You a Merry Christmas
John Gart At The Conn Electronic Organ With The Minute Men * The Parade of the Wooden Soldiers
Christmas Bonus 6
The Ray Charles Singers * Here We Come A-Caroling
Lafayette * Noite Feliz
Christmas Bonus 7
The Pete King Chorale & Orchestra * Silver Bells
Computer Perfection * Purple Snowflakes
Christmas Bonus 8
The Piano Rolls & Voices * It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
Buddy & Bunny Burden * Frosty the Snowman
Christmas Bonus 9
Wayne King & his Orchestra * Jing-a-Ling-a-Ling
Irwin the Disco Duck & the Wibble Wabble SIngers & Orchestra * Donde Esta Santa Claus
Christmas Bonus 10
Alleee 2

This week: Back for Christmas starring Peter Lorre on Suspense.

Intro
Alleee1
Back for Christmas 1
Tex Beneke * Sleigh Ride
Back for Christmas 2
Peter Wood Singers and Orchestra * Winter Wonderland
Ferrante and Teicher * Good King Wenceslaus
Back for Christmas 3
The Glad Singers * Good King Wenceslaus
Big Tiny Little * When Santa Claus Does the Polka
Back for Christmas 4
Guy Lombardo Trio * He'll be Coming Down the Chimney
Caiola And Ortolani * Buon Natalie
Back for Christmas 5
Andrews Sisters with Danny Kaye * A Merry Christmas at Grandmother's
Lester Lanin and his Orchestra * Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies
Back for Christmas 6
Bell Sisters * Socko the Smallest Snowball
The Deagan Piano/Vibraharp * Jolly Old Sain Nicholas
Back for Christmas 7
Eddie Stubbs * Little Orphan Joe
Audio Fidelity * The Jolly Coppersmith
Back for Christmas 8
Cactus Jim and the Wranglers * Fum Fum Fum
Seeburg Music Library * Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Back for Christmas 9
Harry Simeon Chorale * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Billy May * Brassmen's Holiday
Back for Christmas 10
Alleee 2

Thanksgiving noms with NPR.